Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

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Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

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What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog