Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

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Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!