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Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

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Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.