What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

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Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

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How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.