What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

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Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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Why was the geophysicist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

Why was the violin coach arrested?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

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What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.