What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

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Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

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What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

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What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog