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What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

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What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

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What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

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What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.