What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

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Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.