What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

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What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

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What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

Moostard

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog