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What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

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Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

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Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

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What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.