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What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

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What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

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Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog!

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What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy