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What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

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How do you foil a plan?

P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!