What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

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What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

She was beside herself.

What happens to deposed kings?

They get throne away.

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Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!