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What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

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What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

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What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!