What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

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What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

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What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".