What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

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What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

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What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog