What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

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Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

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What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

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Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

Then just sit there for 5 years.

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.