What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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How do you hire an elephant?

Stand it on four bricks!

What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

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What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

Whos the funniest Disney princess?

RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..