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What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How do you hire an elephant?

Stand it on four bricks!

Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Because they're two tired

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!