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What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

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What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster....

How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well... around 200 bucks.

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What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something