What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

Previous Random Joke Next

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%