My career is in Jeopardy!
He broke up with his girlfriend.
One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.
I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
Because his career was in ruins
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.