What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!

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Ask the NSA for a backup.

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He didn't have any debtperception.

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Neither one has Jobs.

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Because his career is in ruins.

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What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!