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What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!

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What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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Ovary Enthusiastic

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

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Someone whose career is in ruins.

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She had no sense of porpoise.

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Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!