What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!

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What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

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Why was Lara Croft sad?

Because her career was in ruins

Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins

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Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!