Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

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Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why was the archeologist sad?

His career was in ruins.

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What's an archeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

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What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!

What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career