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Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

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Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

Archeologist Jokes More Archeologist Jokes

Why was the archeologist sad?

His career was in ruins.

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career