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Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

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What's an archaeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

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Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

What is an archaeologist?

Someone who's career is in ruins!

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What's an archaeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.