Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

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Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

What's an archeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

Archeologist Jokes More Archeologist Jokes

What's an archeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career