Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

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What do tornados and black people have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

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What's an archaeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

Why was the archeologist sad?

His career was in ruins.

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Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.