Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

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Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

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Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!