Because his career was in ruins
His career was in ruins.
The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.
I've got a bone to pick with you
Someone whose career is in ruins.
Hyruleglyphics.
Logs on to Wikipedia*
Detroit
Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!
You got a friend in me.
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.
Make way, children.
Mend her bones or walk the plank
They both grind on bones to make their bread.
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
An ATM machine
Because he had no porpoise.
Depressed.
At least Ebola will finish me off
With a broom and a dustpan.
