Because his career was in ruins
His career was in ruins.
The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.
I've got a bone to pick with you
Someone whose career is in ruins.
So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.
I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.
Old Bay
She had no sense of porpoise.
A paracetamole!
A Barkaeologist.
Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning
It's a Moray.
Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*
Because they love digging up the past.
Logs on to Wikipedia*