Ex Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the blue crab call his ex girlfriend?

Old Bay

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

What does a beer say when it's cold?

Buuuurrrrrr!!!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

Bad Place Jokes More Bad Place Jokes

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

Did you watch the new comic book movie?

It was very graphic!