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Ex Girlfriend Jokes

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

What did the blue crab call his ex girlfriend?

Old Bay

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What did the blue crab call his ex girlfriend?

Old Bay

What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!

Dope Jokes More Dope Jokes

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

What did Silicon say to Germenaium?

Got dope

Spotlight Jokes More Spotlight Jokes

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

Archeologist Jokes More Archeologist Jokes

Why was the archeologist sad?

His career was in ruins.

Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

Ebola Jokes More Ebola Jokes

What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola

How do you call someone named olaf with ebola?

Ebolaf