Ex Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

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What did the blue crab call his ex girlfriend?

Old Bay

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What did one math book say to the other?

Man I got a lot of problems!

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Old Bay Jokes More Old Bay Jokes

What did the blue crab call his ex girlfriend?

Old Bay

What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.