Don't be depressed
Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.
It hangs itself
Because his career was in ruins
Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!
Some old stuff just got dug up
Sad Dan
Because it had too many issues.
It had a terminal illness.
Because he had low elf esteem.
The sharks life lacked porpoise.
The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock
It's been feeling drained
Depressed
Depressed.
He could never seem to get ahead in life.
Because he had no porpoise.
His days were numbered.
He had been under a lot of pressure lately.
Show your work.
An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son
It'd be a ruined joke.
Detroit
You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.
Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.
Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.
Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.
The horse knows when I'm grooming him.
A virgin
A shootout.
The guest of honor always shows up late!