Don't be depressed
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Coffee Mug
Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.
It hangs itself
Because his career was in ruins
Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!
Some old stuff just got dug up
They drink bleach.
His rotten girlfriend split on him.
Sad Dan
Because it had too many issues.
It had a terminal illness.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because he had low elf esteem.
The sharks life lacked porpoise.
Depressing
The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock
With a razor and their wrist.
It's been feeling drained
Depressed
Depressed.
He could never seem to get ahead in life.
Because he had no porpoise.
His days were numbered.
He had been under a lot of pressure lately.
The Leafs are out!
A leaf. The rope catches the emo.
Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.
Knight time
He went oui, oui.
A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.
An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son
Show your work.
Crumbs!
There's Starbucks next to the headstone.
Tamagotchi
Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.
Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!
Because snakes make lots of strikes.
