Because his career was in ruins
Some old stuff just got dug up
Because it had too many issues.
It had a terminal illness.
Because he had low elf esteem.
The sharks life lacked porpoise.
It's been feeling drained
Depressed.
He could never seem to get ahead in life.
Because he had no porpoise.
His days were numbered.
He had been under a lot of pressure lately.
Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!
Depressions.
Lonely ness.
Non-habit forming
Thunderpants
Because everyone does that already.
Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning
I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
Through the Lucha-door.
Don't we live in every room
A bad news bear
4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse