Don't be depressed
Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.
It hangs itself
Because his career was in ruins
Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!
Some old stuff just got dug up
Sad Dan
Because it had too many issues.
It had a terminal illness.
Because he had low elf esteem.
The sharks life lacked porpoise.
The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock
It's been feeling drained
Depressed
Depressed.
He could never seem to get ahead in life.
Because he had no porpoise.
His days were numbered.
He had been under a lot of pressure lately.
Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
Tamagotchi
He couldn't stop.
Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.
Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.
Punchline
80085
Because no one man should have all that flour.
Bread and Bakedfast!
A toothbrush.
A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.
Attire.
Thunderpants
One whose career is in ruins.
