Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What do philosophical dolphins say?

What's the porpoise?

What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!