Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.