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Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?

Because Habeas Porpoise.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!