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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!

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What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.