Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

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How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

What do you call an alien in a swamp?

A MARSHian

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What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.