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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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What do you call an alien in a swamp?

A MARSHian

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.