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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

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What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.