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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

How many sad soccer fans are there today?

A Brazillion...

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.