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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Who's there! Bean! Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga..?

POKER FACE...!!!

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.