How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

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Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.