How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bean. Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.