How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.