Because they're not garbage collectors.
Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
Who wants to know?.... saw this joke in today's
They chose "Sorry!".
Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.
Neapolitan.
Cotton Scented Hand Lotion
I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.
Garbage collectors.
Nostalgia
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
Alien vs. Predator
Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible