Because they're not garbage collectors.
Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.
THIS gu
Trying to get out of his grave.
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED
Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!
Garbage collectors.
Your bike.
It's not there anymore.
Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.
I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "
