Enslave Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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Chainz Jokes More Chainz Jokes

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

Harriet Tubman Jokes More Harriet Tubman Jokes

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

Garbage Collector Jokes More Garbage Collector Jokes

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Century Jokes More Century Jokes

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"?

Isn't predator an alien too They should've just called it "Some Aliens"

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"