Enslave Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

What did the alien say to Franz Schubert?

Take me to your lieder!

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

Human Race Jokes More Human Race Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

Chainz Jokes More Chainz Jokes

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

Why did the sperm cross the road..?

I accidentally put on the wrong sock today....

Garbage Collector Jokes More Garbage Collector Jokes

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.