How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

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What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

What did one computer say to the other?

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What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?

Nigeria

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.