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What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

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Slipper Jokes More Slipper Jokes

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers!

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes?

White Vans

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Grip Jokes More Grip Jokes

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.