Grip Jokes

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

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What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

It's all in the grip.

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

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What do you call a spitting alarm?

An Allarma

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

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What does an Irish terrorist attack and a gambling addiction have in common?

Dublin down

What is the best tool for getting a handle on your gambling addiction?

A vice grip.

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What is a monster's favourite game?

Swallow the leader.

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

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What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

It's all in the grip.

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb?

There still working on it...

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What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.