The grip.
Your grip.
Grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"
It's all in the grip.
Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.
A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)
Because there is lots of school spirit!
Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"
A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.
His name was Jack
Because he couldn't concentrate
Because you need to be 21 to get in.
I need to know before my court date on Monday.
You can tune a chainsaw.
Common sense
Purples
Purple (According to my 3 year old son)
Because he couldn't handle his roast
He couldn't handle his boos.
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes