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Grip Jokes

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

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What's the difference between a red head and a blue head?

Your grip.

Where's the fire ma'am?

Grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

It's all in the grip.

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

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What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

Slipper Jokes More Slipper Jokes

What would you call two banana skins?

A pair of slippers.

What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers?

A Labrador Deceiver.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

What did the thirsty Spanish pirate say?

I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!

Happy Halloween Jokes More Happy Halloween Jokes

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Gambling Addiction Jokes More Gambling Addiction Jokes

What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

What does an Irish terrorist attack and a gambling addiction have in common?

Dublin down

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How do you handle a redheads anger?

Gingerly.

Who'll handle the Guantanamo closing?

Same guys who did Circuit City

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.