The grip.
It's all in the grip.
Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.
A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)
He tested positive for Coke.
The roof is on fire.
Cause William Shatner Coffee.
Cause it just means you spit more fire
A large medium in smalls.
My mother.
None, they go commando.
Quid each.
He was caught playing with his broomstick.
A chainsaw can be tuned.
Logic.
A saxophone.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
Purples