Grip Jokes

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

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What's the difference between a red head and a blue head?

Your grip.

Where's the fire ma'am?

Grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

It's all in the grip.

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

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Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

Happy Halloween Jokes More Happy Halloween Jokes

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

What do you call a witch that goes to the beach?

Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew

Saxophone Jokes More Saxophone Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone?

Because the trombone is a sax offender.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!