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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

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What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

Write 'pp espressivo'.

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What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

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Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

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How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.