Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

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What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

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Why do so many people like Harry Potter?

It's a charming story.

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

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What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

How to you make a Hormone?

You kick her in the groin.

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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

How do black people get to Hogwarts?

They go through wall 9 3/5

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Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick