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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick