Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

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What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing

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I'll Tell You How I'm Doing Volumes: 1-8

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What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

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What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron