Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I?

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Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!