Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

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What is the difference between a cult and a religion?

Popularity.

Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

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How do you keep someone curious?

I'll tell you on my next post

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

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What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running... JK! Rolling

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for Halloween!

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.