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Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

What does Harry Potter do when he gets Ginny Pregnant?

Cast Fetus Deletus.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.