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Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

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What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

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Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for Halloween!

What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.