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Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What's the difference between Marty Mcfly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty Mcfly stopped going back to 1985.

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How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Whats Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?

Walking... JK Rolling

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."