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Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for Halloween!

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted