April Sale - 20% Off

What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

Previous Random Joke Next
American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Ukrainian Jokes More Ukrainian Jokes

What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

Crimea River Jokes More Crimea River Jokes

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River