What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

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How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

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Where do sad Ukrainians go?

Crimea River.

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River