What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

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What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

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What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

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What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River