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What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

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What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

Which of the American forces is the most patriotic?

The Air Force, because its US AF.

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Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

Whats Putins favourite food?

Ukrainian take away.

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River