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What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

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Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

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Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

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What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River