Ukrainian Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.

Where do sad Ukrainians go?

Crimea River.

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.