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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

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What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.