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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

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What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.

What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

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Why should you never buy Ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

Why should you never buy Ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.