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How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.