How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.