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How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference man &amp?

Woman? Pupil:Sir, in overtime,overdose & overhead,man shouts and woman sobs

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!