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How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

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How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.