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What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

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What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

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What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.