Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

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What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

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What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

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What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle

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Shedder Cheese!

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

What is the most romantic city in England?

Loverpool!