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Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

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Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

Why are automatic doors like knights?

Because they're chivalrous!

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

England Jokes More England Jokes

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.