Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

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Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you do when attacked by a group if clowns?

Go for the juggler.

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive