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Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

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Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

England Jokes More England Jokes

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive