Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

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Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

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Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.