Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

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Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!