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Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

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Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

England Jokes More England Jokes

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

What famous chiropodist ruled England?

William the Corn-cutter!