What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

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Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

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Who's there! Alex! Alex who?

Alex Plain later!

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.