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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

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What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

Who's there! Alex! Alex who?

Alex Plain later!

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent