What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

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What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

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What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

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How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.