What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

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What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

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Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

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Who's there! Alex! Alex who?

Alex Plain later!

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.