What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

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What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

Who's there! Alex! Alex who?

Alex Plain later!

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.