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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

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Who's there! Alex! Alex who?

Alex Plain later!

What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent