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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

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How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent)?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten...

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Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.