What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.