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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

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What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.