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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

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His personality.

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Grandparents.

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.