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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

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What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

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Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

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What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.