What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

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What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

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What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.