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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

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Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

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What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.