What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

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What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.