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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

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What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?

COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.