What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?

Nothing

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.