What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler