What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

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Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

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What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!