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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

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What did Piotr get for Christmas?

Your iPod!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.