What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

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What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

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Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

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I'll never part with this!

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What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

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She pulled her pants up.