Bald Man Jokes

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

Why did the bald man go outside?

To get some fresh hair!

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do I only ran through campsites?

Because it's past tents

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Why did the scarecrow receive an award?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.