Bald Man Jokes

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

Why did the bald man go outside?

To get some fresh hair!

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

You might also enjoy:

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents.

What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!