Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Natalie Wood Jokes More Natalie Wood Jokes

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore