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Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Natalie Wood Jokes More Natalie Wood Jokes

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore