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Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

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What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

What does a Dalek do in the shower?

EXFOLIATE!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Natalie Wood Jokes More Natalie Wood Jokes

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore