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Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

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Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

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Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

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Because it's too cold out tide.

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Champ who

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What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

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My shower gets turned on by me.

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A saddle.

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A Sailfish.

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To promote off-shore drilling.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

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What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore