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What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers.

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

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Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.