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What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

K

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!