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What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What music do they play in a Mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

What did they call the Mexican cleaning robot?

Aye CaRoomba

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders