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What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican Plumber call his second son?

Hose B

What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.