What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.