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What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders