What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

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Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.

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What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

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Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

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What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.