What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?

Hose A and Hose B

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

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What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.