Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

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What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad?

A croaksman!

What is a Mexican's favorite sport event?

Cross country

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What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.