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Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers