Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

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What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A counter spy.

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.