Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

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Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer?

Loo-Loo!

Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.