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How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

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Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

How many reps would you usually do?

He asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

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How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars