How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

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What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

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What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

Who's there! Celeste! Celeste who?

Celeste time I lend you money!

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How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

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A dollar.

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What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars