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How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

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How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

How much does a moil get paid?

Fifty dollars and a tip.

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What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars