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How do you think I feel?

I have to walk Home Alone

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Who i am?

Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am Boy: Good (Walks Away)

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it