How do you think I feel?

I have to walk home alone

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

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How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band