How do you think I feel?

I have to walk Home Alone

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied!

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)