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How do you think I feel?

I have to walk Home Alone

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.