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How do you think I feel?

I have to walk Home Alone

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender