How do you think I feel?

I have to walk Home Alone

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Where did I meet these crazy people?

But then I think "What would I do without them "

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.