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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

Medieval Jokes More Medieval Jokes

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

Absorb Jokes More Absorb Jokes

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger