Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

Why are some people so odd?

Because they can't even.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

Medieval Jokes More Medieval Jokes

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Absorb Jokes More Absorb Jokes

Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

What do you call a self absorbed lobster?

A little shellfish! I'll