Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

Karma chameleon

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What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

Whos the funniest Disney princess?

RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..

Medieval Jokes More Medieval Jokes

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

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Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

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Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.