Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
It's sin-ful. self made joke
It was the knight time
They storm the baaaastille.
She wanted to be the center of attention.
They can't croco-dial the phones.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
Yo, duh.
To make our bones stronger
