Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

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What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

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How did The Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.