Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

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What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

What's a dogs favorite TV show?

Bones.

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Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.