Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

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What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger