Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

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Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

What do you call a self absorbed lobster?

A little shellfish! I'll