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Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

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What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger