What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

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Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

Because it nose.

Ginger Jokes More Ginger Jokes

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

Why cant Gingers make shoes?

They wouldn't have a sole.

Kia Jokes More Kia Jokes

What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.