Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

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What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

A Wind-up Merchant.

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

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What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole