Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

A Wind-up Merchant.

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

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Why did everyone hate the shoe company?

It had no soul.

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had