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Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

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What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear

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What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

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Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

What do you call Batman without a soul?

Bn. (B "atma" n)