What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

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How much does a Satanist weigh?

A pentagram.

What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.