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Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause

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What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

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Why do Black people like Kia so much?

Because it has Soul.

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.