Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

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Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

Artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence