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What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body.

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What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

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Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud