What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body.

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Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe