What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body.

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Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body.

Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

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What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud