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What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body.

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Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again