What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body.

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Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

Because it nose.

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.