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What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body.

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What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

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What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.