What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body.

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What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door