Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

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What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.