Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body.

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

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Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.