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Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

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How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine