Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body.

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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him!

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body.