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Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

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Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body