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How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

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Why was Freud a bad poker player?

He would always go all Id.

What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.