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What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

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What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

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Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

What do prisoners use to talk to each other?

Cell phones.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

How did Jack get rich?

His bean-stock went up.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.