What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

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It was given two consecutive sentences.

What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

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He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

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Ask about his routine.

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Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.