What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

What do you call someone who talks to others in public restrooms?

A urinarrator.

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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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He had her.

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What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.