She peed her pants (read out loud)
He died in his teepee
You get milk.
Mooooooooooooove.
Out of the way!
It looks like we're going to Neverland.
Because he Neverlands.
Metamucil
It Depends
Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".
It's not my fault I'm blind.
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!
Because they pee on poles.
The baconator
Wendy's is never frozen.