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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?

Out of the way!

Neverland Jokes More Neverland Jokes

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

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What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

Wendy Jokes More Wendy Jokes

How did Wendy die?

The baconator

What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.