What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

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What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

Neverland Jokes More Neverland Jokes

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in Neverland?

Pita Pan

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What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

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What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?

Wendy's!

What happened to Wendy from Wendy's?

The Baconator