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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Why was there a dyslexic stormtrooper?

Sith happens.

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

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What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

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Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

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How did Wendy die?

The baconator

What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?

Wendy's!