What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

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What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

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What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

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Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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What did Wendy do when she first saw Captain Hook?

She Peedherpants

What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?

Wendy's!