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Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.