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Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

What do you think of Theresa May?

I'm more of a L'Oreal fan

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is the most common cause of blindness worldwide?

Love.

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

You are fine, how am I?

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.