Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What's the difference between everybody and bullets?

Everybody misses Harambe.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.