Because she thought everybody loved her.
They're radical.
They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!
She forgot to use Spell Check.
He had a hollow-weenie
Because he had a will, and he haddaway.
Theyre always on the lookout for a tight seal.
A psychiatric tryst.
You know you need a psychiatrist!
Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.