Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Why did the blond snort NutraSweet?

She thought it was diet coke.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

You are fine, how am I?

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.