Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why don't you?

Because I can't think of a single thing to say!

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call a witch that goes to the beach?

Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

You are fine, how am I?

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why do black people have white on their palms?

There's a little bit of good in everybody.

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.