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Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How do you get a witch pregnant?

How do you get a witch pregnant?

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a group of yogurt loving boat enthusiast?

A Yacult...

Why are so many ghosts alcoholics?

Because they love BOOOOoooOOoOoOoooooooze!!

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.