What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

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How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

What was the bear protesting?

His right to human arms

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How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

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What do you call a video of pedestrians?

Footage.

Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians?

It was Bin-Laden