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What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

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How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

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What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians?

It was Bin-Laden