What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?

Polyarmory

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What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.