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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.