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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

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How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.