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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

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What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

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Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.