What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

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What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

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How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.