What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

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What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.