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What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?

Just gopher it.

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How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

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What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.